This is the blog administration speaking; wemo's been taken to a protected shooting range by the back office crew, to confine him to a safe place in order to get to grips with his anger at a supposedly unlawful intrusion from an otherwise friendly blog.
Now he has uncovered under his long desert-colored coat: 1 Winchester rifle, 1 AK47, 2 .45 Colts, 1 Glock, and a few knives, and is firing at various distances at: Swastikas, portraits of late actor John Wayne, printouts of the unlicensed 'color-corrected' version of his Blue_Obertauern photograph. We know, this will calm him.
Meanwhile a third version of the photograph has been submitted, that is in serious discussion by the rest of the blog-team. There could be a way to even interest stubborn wemo in a re-thinking of his views on photography. Let's see.
Signed Mister Mister, a.k.a. blogwart
Hello from the back-office crew: thanks to the sound-proofing of the shooting range we were able to build up a huge P.A. and pipe in wemo's favorite country music which has an added chillout effect on him. Recommendations: Johnny Cash, A boy named Sue, Three feet high and rising, Ring of fire; Dolly Parton, Nine to five; some more Nick Cave from Kicking against the pricks will definitely do the trick, and we will have him back. So, no need to worry!
ReplyDeleteThis is wemo himself now. Thanks to the team for taking care of me for a while. Meanwhile the blog theorist has pointed out that the whole quoted arsenal and the shooting range are fictitious and have to be seen as a tribute to some passages of Neal Stephenson's Cryptonomicon, one of my favorite novels. So be it.
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